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| OCTOBER 2006 Open Up and Say Ahhh! |
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| CITY LIVING - 10.19.06 Boys Gone Wild at Mr.Black! If you like drunk half-naked boys and cheap booze in a fun and unpretentious atmosphere check out Mr. Black on Saturdays (located in NoHo at Bleecker and Broadway). The night is called Boys Gone Wild (aptly named for its rowdy GoGo boys) and its hosted by everybody's favorite Gay Pimp Jonny McGovern. The doors open at 10:30 or so and they stay open until 6am. We went last week and between the trays of free shots being handed out, the tequila poored straight out of the bottle into our mouths by the underwear clad guy in a Sombrero, and the beer shotguns being given out we were WASTED. Thankfully we weren't too wasted to remember the 10 or so GoGo boys doing a group dance number with nothing but tube socks over their hoohoodillys...and we also got laid! It's a fun little bar and next week is more of the same, only we hear its going to be dishtowels instead of tube socks next time. I have a funny feeling we're going to find out. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 10.19.06 Just Say YES! Keith Richards recently claimed that he doesn't do drugs anymore because the "quality's gone down." I'd hate to think that I have better drug connections than a Rolling Stone, but I don't seem to have this problem. If you ask me, if the quality has gone anywhere these days its the shitty modern anti-drug commercials. Looking back at all these and you realize '80s anti-drug PSAs are fucking classics! Remember kids, nobody ever says, "I want to be a junkie when I grow up."
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| STAYING ALIVE - 10.12.06 Sex Bomb Cringe! Cheer! Foreign Queers! If you don't spend time stoned surfing YouTube.com, you're missing out on a whole world of insane vintage TV moments that have been archived to be watched again. I found this insane video...its from some male figure skating competition...i presume from the 1980's. This dude goes nuts...and gets naked! And the announcers don't know what to make of it. Watch the freakshow on ice! |
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| PORN - 10.12.06 You Love Free Homemade Jackoff Videos I'm really digging homemade porn movies...the stuff guys film at night with their own cameras...it feels dirtier. I found a new guy, Joe Snapper, a tattooed straight hipster dude with a thick cock. Watch the video preview! |
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| QUEER VIDEO - 10.01.06 Curious George You can love George Michael, hate George Michael, or even just love the fact that George Michael hates people who talk about his scandalous trysts with pot-bellied 60-year-old men in public parks. Either way, after watching this tour video you'll have to admit his current tour has one of the coolest fucking stage props ever. It's "an enormous balloon depicting a cartoon-ish George Bush" that Michael unzips the pants of only to reveal a . . . Shit, you really just have to watch it. Who knows, maybe you'll be inspired to dress up as W this year for Halloween. |
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| PORN - 10.01.06 When A Cherry Gets Popped The world becomes Alright! Ok, a quick quiz! What are the best parts of a porno video?!? Well, I guess that depends on what you're into...but I like watching the action, after a bit of ass teasing, when a dude finally shoves his dick into the other guy's hole. The world seems right for that brief moment. ( And the cumshot of course! This is America damnit - where its all about the moneyshot.) Here is a video starring Mattie priming Steven's hole with his rather large dick! Watch the video preview! |
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| CITY LIVING - 10.01.06 Your Bar SUCKS! Five Reasons To Drink At Home My friends at Loosie.com just published this brilliant review of a shitty new bar in Park Slope called Cherry Tree. "Bafflingly, the bar's brain trust has opted on making Ohio State University frat boys and sorority sisters their target demographic. The people who do congregate within Cherry Tree's walls . . . are a sub-human species of junior-varsity bridge-and-tunnel types; they're not even cool enough to get strangled by pimps along the tattered edges of the meat-packing district." They name it Brooklyn's Worst Bar, and I really couldn't agree more -- my one trip there lasted approximately half a beer. Which got me thinking about some of my other least-favorite Big Apple watering holes: Boozers at Williamsburg's Soft Spot find themselves trapped in a small hallway on Bedford Ave. and confronted with what may be the worst idea for bar entertainment of all time: piano karaoke. The Slipper Room on the Lower East Side has a potentially cool burlesque show going on once a week -- and high cover charges, bad sight lines of the nakedness and an obnoxious uptowner-does-downtown vibe. And that's on the good nights. I haven't actually sat down for a drink at The Place, but this place took over for my old place Tradewinds, a gloriously dark 24-hour dive that was in an industrial part of Greenpoint and was presided over by the coolest fucking 80-year-old dude ever. Stuck my head in the door of the new Place once and saw bright lights, white walls and fucking golf on the TV. And it may be the blandest bar name ever. Any TGI Friday's. Yeah, this one is obvious, but since there are so many of these places in New York (I've counted approximately 2,654 in Manhattan alone!) it's worth mentioning anyways. Friends don't let their tourist friends drink Totally Tropical Pina Colada Smoothies. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 10.01.06 Cat Nip Power No More Sobriety Success Stories Former NYC resident Chan Marshall (aka indie singer Cat Power) has been infamous for her train-wreck concerts for years, but it wasn't until recently that people knew the reason: she was such a fucking lush. "Chan Marshall said her mornings began with a minibar's worth of Jack Daniel's, Glenlivet and Crown Royal," The New York Times recently revealed in an interview with the singer. "Mini bottles depleted, [she] would nurse a bottle of Scotch over the course of the day. On nights she performed, she took the anti-anxiety drug Xanax." Then right before hitting the road for her latest album, The Greatest, Chan skipped out on the tour, locked herself in her Miami apartment and tried to drink herself to death. Matador records claim they lost $100,000 from the cancellation. Of course a friend found her and took her to rehab, where Chan quickly sobered up, sauntered back into the sunshine and headlined a triumphant comeback tour. I think my friend Noel put it best when he said: "I hate articles about people who pull their lives together by going sober." Of course I'm glad she's still alive, but the story is too fucking obvious and everybody knows that her next album will probably suck. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 10.01.06 NYC: The Happiest Place on Earth? For the second year in a row, crime stats in New York have dropped dramatically and we've topped the FBI's list of the Safest Big Cities in the U.S. for the second year in a row. Our Mayor wasted no time to cite "innovative efforts to fight crime" for the decrease, but I'm more inclined to credit factors like the thousands of non-violent drug users locked upped and serving because our insane Rockefeller drugs laws are still on the books. Or maybe it's due to the widespread availability of cheap heroin flooding the streets, as one pundit argues. Whatever the cause, it's also worth noting that New York landed a surprisingly low No. 57 on a recent list of our Nation's Angriest Cities. NYC was well below the chart-topping Orlando, where half the population probably is still really fucking pissed off that they're expected to pretend they're living a marvelous life in a manufactured Magic Kingdom 365 days a year. |
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| CITY LIVING - 10.01.06 Saying Goodbye To CB's -- Finally After a long, drawn out -- and frankly pathetic -- public sympathy campaign to "save" CBGB from its inevitable demise, the played out punk-rock mecca is finally closing its Bowery Avenue doors this month. Don't get me wrong, CBGB is a cultural landmark that helped launch the careers of everyone from the Ramones and Blondie to Television and the Velvet Underground. But that was more than three decades ago, and it's probably been about as long since the place has consistently booked good shows. As I said last year, these days the place is nothing more than a glorified T-shirt stand. If anything, CBGB should be in a museum. But one good thing about CB's sticking around long after it faded away is that this year a bunch of great bands have been returning to perform one last gig within its hallowed, sticker-covered walls. Sonic Youth, Agent Orange, the Dead Kennedys and Gorilla Biscuits have already played, and punk poet Patti Smith plays the last CB's gig ever on Oct. 15. |
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| QUEER RADIO - 10.01.06 Butchering Sounds Don't listen to the sausage! How mush time to you spend at a computer listening to the same Madonna remix album...or worse, some classic rock station playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" once every 78.2 minutes? Ok, so you're ready to hear something totally different? Cutout.us is a collection of themed shows, about 60 minutes each of butchered audio collage. Its something you listen to! And really, you can only jerk off to porn so many times a day. Checkout the madness! |
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| PORN - 10.01.06 Getting Down and Outside in New York City Nothing scratches an exhibitionist's itch quite like a public shag in the Big Apple -- if you can manage pull it off without getting busted by the cops. That's why we asked 100 New Yorkers to name a popular New York City location to fuck in public. The Top Ten answers are on the board: The New York Public Library The Staten Island Ferry A rooftop in Brooklyn All those vacant lots along the East River (before they become high-rise condos) An empty car on the 7 train to Queens Halfway across the Brooklyn Bridge In between moving subway cars In the back of a Yellow cab St. Patrick's Cathedral Top of the Empire State Building (if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!) |
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