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New York City Guys is a monthly zine with exclusive photos of regular young guys from the city who look good getting naked. The photography is shot by amateur pornographers and the boys are straight - gay - whatever.  |
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| NOVEMBER 2005 Booze in the City: Tipping Back for the Pilgrims and Indians |
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CITY LIVING - 11.21.05 They Only Come Out Night - Giving Thanks, Sukkas I have to admit I've never actually seen the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in person ... the closest I've gotten to that spectacle was back in high school when my mom would find me passed out on the couch and wake me up long enough to see Danger Mouse float by on the TV. Since moving to New York I don't even get up in time to catch it on the telly, but don't think I'm one to skirt traditions. Me and my friends have our own Thanksgiving custom, which includes cooking up food of some sorts -- usually Reggie throws some hotdogs on the grill out back -- then wandering the deserted streets of the East Village getting drunk for cheap and talking to the parade of winos and hookers begging for change. Last year one of them tried to grab my brown-bagged beer and outed me as a "fucking yuppie." I don't know what gave it away -- my tattered Army jacket or my soulless Converse sneakers. Mom would be so proud. Find yourself a divebar to spend the holiday. |
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PORN - 11.21.05 Buy Yourself Something - Its A Fucking DVD Porn Sale Don't say I've never done you any favors, cause heres a deal. I know these dudes, and they're selling off their DVD's for cheap as some sort of holiday spirit celebration. Take 20% off your order. I even helped make one of these DVDs: Chelsea Sublet. I held the boom microphone over the 5 man buttfucking scene, AND got to clean up the mess with paper towels. Oh, the glamour! Anyways, you can watch all the trailers for free if you don't feel like getting some cheap gifts for yourself. Watch the movie trailer for Chelsea Sublet. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 11.14.05 Age Ain't Nothing But a Number - Like the Number On Your Orange Jumper I got picked up by this one dude at one of my sponsor's porn conventions out in Vegas at the end of the summer. Very cute, in a "can I see your ID first?" sort of way. So I actually asked to see it, but then realized that I didn't even know what the age of consent in Nevada is. People often assume anyone under 18 is jail bait, but the law actually varies greatly from state to state and country to country. Wish I had known about this site, which has age of consent listings for all 50 states and many countries around the world. Remember, it's only a rough guide and generally deals with the actual act -- film your exploits with someone under 18 or show a minor your porn stash and you're gonna go away for a long time. Drop me a line from jail, sicko. Check "Male on Male" Sex Laws! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 11.14.05 Drunks On Demand Demand More Drinks Why didn't I think of starting this? With RentADrunk.com, you can rent three drunkards for 24 hours who will wear your company's shirt and hand out promo materials at business conferences or bars or whatever. They'll also get really wasted while doing so. The site says it best: "Think how many times you've seen a guy passed out at a party and how many pictures are taken of that guy. Now think of your merchandise on that guy forever doing stupid drunken things that people will take pictures of and keep posting over and over online," says RentADrunk co-founder Frank the Tank. "Simply put: This is social advertising, and it's unique, and we hope the industry likes the idea as much as we do." Watching some frat boys getting sauced and acting like idiots ... who wouldn't like an idea like that?! |
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| PORN - 11.14.05 Urban Guys - Black and Latino Guys Flaunting I've been accused of being a hipster/scenester chaser, just showing naked guys from the Village and Williamsburg...and I have no answer to that. But I found another New York City porn site you may like instead of mine. BuzzedUp.com is exclusive photos and video movies of black and latino men in their 20's, all from New York City fucking jacking coming and flaunting their huge pricks. All 5 boroughs represent! |
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| CITY LIVING - 11.07.05 Williamsbored? - Hot Hipsters Hype Hip Haven Some bored-as-fuck hipsters in the hipper-than-thou Williamsburg section of Brooklyn finally started the inevitable Williamsboard.com, a depository of hipper-than-thou folks obviously bored-as-fuck at work dishing up inane advice and trying to get laid. So stupid it's kinda genius. Favorite threads so far: - know of any williamsburg glory holes? - how many hipsters would it take to beat up a hippie? - do you have any good hobos on your block? - BROOKLYN GUYS - sign up for calendar - Number of Shit Wburg Bands Reaches All Time High - What's the worst thing you've ever done in a bar? - WOULDN'T ORAL SEX BE BETTER IF YOU WERE ALLOWED TO ADD SEASONING? - Bumfights.... - How much do condoms effect your sex life? - How much do condors effect your sex life? |
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| PORN - 11.07.05 Rotten to the Core - Big Apple TV Young Appletini interviews up-and-coming gay porn stars and visits sex shows and parties giving us the scoop on the dudes who take it all off for money in New York City. Check out the on location reporters and more at this wild gay party site! It's an online broadcast site from Bad Apple TV broadcasting from different gay events and reporting the total debauchery back to you! You'll never know what to expect from Big Gay Apple, or who will show up next! Take a bite of new york porn interviews! |
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| CITY LIVING - 11.01.05 Living on the Edge - Getting Sauced in the Hook But enough with fucking Williamsburg already. One recent Monday evening I hopped the B61 bus with my drinking buddy Noel down to the edge of the world in Brooklyn, an area of abandoned factories and rusting piers called Red Hook that's nowhere near the subway. We tend to like our bars empty and our drinks cheap, and Red Hook has plenty of both. We were trying to find the most-out-of-the-way bar in the borough -- and track down this middle-aged black dude named Boozer who first showed me around the local brewhouse scene back in March. Never found Boozer, but we did find plenty of booze. The evening started off with a bucket of PBRs -- four cold ones for five bones -- at Moonshine, a country-western dive that offers a whole line of cheap cans, from Rheingold and Old Milwaukee to old standbys Schaefer and Schlitz. We briefly considered quitting our jobs and hiding out around the corner in the desolate Brooklyn Motor Inn until our drug stash ran out, but instead ventured on to Red Hook Bait $ Tackle for bottle a of Bud before hitting up Pioneer Bar-B-Q for pulled-pork sandwiches (yes, occasionally we've been known eat during benders) and a glass of bourbon or six. We wanted to end up at Lillie's for a taste of their infamous Red Hookers and close out the notorious Sunny's (Red Hook's oldest bar, it opened in 1890), but both joints were closed. Not that we could walk straight anyways. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 11.01.05 It's Not Easy Staying Clean - Protect Your Green During Code Red I got to work from home for a day last month cause of a city-wide terror warning, but honestly I'm much more worried about the increase in the so-called lushworkers working the subways than any Taliban sleeper cell. Apparently these thieves actually cut the wallet out of the pants of blacked-out subway riders. I don't even want to think about how many times I've nodded off on the L train and ended up all the way out in fucking Canarsie, but I've only actually had my pockets picked over once. At least now I can justify a late-night cab ride home. Even with the recent fare hikes, at least it's cheaper than getting your wallet stolen. |
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| PORN - 11.01.05 DickShow Volume 3 - New porn DVD made in NYC Once again the boys at Dick Show do NOT fail to offer up some incredibly hot underground steamy New York boys! Boys with honest-to-goodness appetites for exhibitionism, blessed with HUGE schlongs, gigantic cumloads, and rampant sexual appetites! The problem with most porn is there are too many cuts and edits!! I just want that camera kept on one shot and just be able to stare at it for a long time. Then it's true voyeurism at it's best -- watching sex in real time -- like it's happening in the room next door -- and that's what Dick Show offers us here. What's most hot about the unique shooting style of this Dick Show is you get to see the boys talk and answer questions, just be themselves... and then literally get seduced by Donnie the cameraman (who by the way has a drop dead hot body). You're not seeing rehearsed, "directed" fluffed-up scenes in this collection. You're seeing real boys get really turned on and really seduced into SEX!! Preview this DVD! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 11.01.05 Captain Kangaroo - Your New Best Drinking Buddy? Got bottom-shelf swill? Wanna turn it into top-shelf hooch? Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter is a crazy contraption which supposedly takes bottles of cheap booze (whiskey, rum, gin, tequila and vodka) and somehow filters out the impurities to make some high-quality, clean-tasting alcohol. OK, so I doubt this shit works -- wouldn't the people who actually make the cheap booze just use one on their own stuff before selling it? -- but I like the theory behind it. "Being a cheap-ass booze whore is in again," says the Gray Kangaroo. Good news, although I never knew it was out. Now I really have something to be thankful for. Buy Your Own! |
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| CITY LIVING - 11.01.05 Total Sonic Annihilation? Totally Fucking Hot! Everybody needs A Place To Bury Strangers. Whether or not you can actually tolerate the ear-bleeding sonic mayhem they call music, just know three fiercely intense dudes are holed up in a sweaty loft somewhere across the East River savagely banging on vintage guitars and breaking drum sticks. The thought alone is enough to revel in the tantric-porno energy of rock & roll. My friend the guitarist Oliver even makes his own distortion pedals (with crazed names like Supersonic Fuzz Gun and Total Sonic Annihilation) for his Death By Audio line and sometimes is a roadie for NYC's notorious all-girl Depeche Mode cover band Violator. Save yourself from a shallow grave. Become friends with A Place To Bury Strangers today. |
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| PORN - 11.01.05 Nude Photo Magazines Home Made in Brooklyn! With an online portfolio of male nudes spanning 4 years, Paul Mpagi is photographing guys in ways worth checking out..and not just for jacking off too. He's been featured in Butt Magazine, Eyemazing, Capricious, and in a contemporary photographers exhibit. Check his website for details and info on prints. |
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| PREVIOUS ISSUES | |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 10 Fresh As A Summers Breeze
Nash on video stroking in the shower and 4 more more guys get covered in splooge. All that and learn how to get by with no money in New York City! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 9 Pill Poppin
See some drugs, feel the drugs, be the drugs. Jerkoff. Jerkoff again. Does this sound simple enough?! fuck you! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 8 Boy Packing Contest
We placed an ad on CraigsList.org here in New York City, searching for college guys with a sense of humor to help us pull a video stunt. All we asked was they be in-shape and willing to get pressed together with other guys wearing only underwear. See the video in this issue |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 7 Tall Hot and Stupid
The March issue features beer drinking, cake fucking, and dorm room jacking. Also some helpful information about your local drug laws. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 6 Taking It Sleazy
The January issue features the return of Robert, everyone's favorite guy from the original issue. Also Mike drops his pants in a phonebooth and Tim gets hard in his apartment. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 5 Bar action & Riverside action
The November issue features photographer Sean capturing an exciting young gay guy, Ben in the basement bathroom. Also got a great set of Roberto on the East River posing outside, cock against the Empire State Building! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 4 Summer Stripper Party
We had a party, and things got weird...in a great way. My friend, who would like to be known as "Joey Danger" freaked out after doing a shot from this guy's navel (who we'd never met before). Then he started to breakdance as these other guys gave each other blow-jobs on the couch. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 3 This month was fucking good
If you missed it, the July 2004 issue had 2 straight and 2 gay guys jacking off, and some shit going on in NYC during this past summer. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 2 In case you missed it
From May 2004, 4 regular guys met with our amateur photographers, and some shit going on in NYC during this past spring. |
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Inset photo S. Patrick. Electroworks Corp ©2005