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| MAY 2006 TUNE IN - DROP OUT |
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| CITY LIVING - 5.18.06 Confusion Is Next Chaos Is The Future I'm sure by now you know how much I love mass chaos -- events like the NYC Blackout of 2003 and last winter's transit strike are some of the most glorious days this city has seen in decades. Organized chaos is a little lower on my list, but it can still be killer -- especially when it involves things like handing out free mixed drinks in the middle of a college campus, setting up offshore gambling boats in Central Park or invading a Best Buy in Manhattan with 80 people dressed in the store's familiar blue shirt and khaki pants attire. Those are just some of the dozens of missions the NYC scene-makers Improv Everywhere have been pulling off in and around the City for years now. The troop even has started an annual tradition of "No Pants" day, which involves an organized group of subway riders dropping their knickers and riding in their underwear. This year's No Pants 2K6 brought out about 160 people stripping down to their skivvies -- in the middle of January -- and resulted in the shutdown of a subway car, 30 cops called for reinforcement, a crowd of media and the arrest of eight Improv Everywhere Agents. Six were even downtown in handcuffs to face Disorderly Conduct charges, but all charges were eventually dropped. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 5.18.06 NYC Ghosts and Towers The value of New York City real estate gets more and more inflated with every passing second, and everyone who doesn't own any keeps waiting for the big bad bubble to burst and jump in like a savage band of Duke lacrosse players at a strip-tease party. Out in Brooklyn, a "suspicious" ten-alarm blaze recently torched blocks of historic waterfront warehouses that just so happen to stand in the way of plans for a 14-acre development with a high-rise luxury tower. Of course things are much more civilized back in Manhattan, where a new trend finds vultures searching far and wide for so-called "stigmatized property," or real estate available well below market value because of a recent death on the premises -- often from a gruesome murder or tragic suicide. What's next, people brutally slaughtering the tenants of co-ops they want to get into to? Not to give anyone ideas. Check this map of NYC homicides of the last few years to scout some potential deep discounts. Then buy a box of industrial-strength rubber gloves and some Clorox bleach. |
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| PORN - 5.11.06 Birthday Surprise... Explosive Facial! You may have noticed I have friends who make some silly porn. Perhaps you recall seeing Plushie Schwartz, the bear who gets fucked by a squid on a beach of Fire Island. Well, the same friend responsible for that freakshow staged this ridiculous scene where young blond twink, Jon, cums on the face of Puerto Rican hottie Richie. And then comes a second helping... Watch the "Birthday Surprise" facial movie. |
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| CITY LIVING - 5.11.06 Rather Lame Kim Gordon Channels the Ghost of Nico I write this because I have to...the new Sonic Youth Album Rather Ripped is rather lame. If you've been following this quintessential NYC band over their 25 years of recordings you're going to be disappointed with the new record. There are no tracks that sound like yr trapped in a deserted subway line speeding under Manhattan in the dark. Sonic Youth in 2006 offers clunky lyrics, terrible delivery, ripped off Rolling Stones melodies with flat noodly guitar riffs. Its missing all semblance of innovation. Lot's of boredom. The best track, The Neutral, is Kim Gordon singing the soul of Nico. Hear the entire album streaming here. |
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| WHAT THE FUCK! - 5.01.06 Porn Is Under Attack! You Won't Believe This Public Service Announcement Here we have yet another website warning the general public on the dangers of internet pornography and how it affects the children. But what separates this site from all the others are their hilarious videos and cartoons that even those who created these ads must have been snickering under their breath. My fav: The naked chick eating lunch, playing basketball, and tucking this little boy into bed. Pricelessly stupid. |
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| CITY LIVING - 5.01.06 Coney Island High Fats! Fems! Freaks! "Nobody goes there anymore, it's always too crowded" -- forget who said that little gem of wisdom, but it goes a far way in describing my take on Coney Island in the summer. Sure, there's a beach and lots of beer, but I wouldn't recommend actually swimming...and the lines are too long. Plan your trip right by following these five simple rules everything will be all right: 1. You may want to avoid the Mermaid Parade at the end of June. Too many topless ladies dressed as sexy sirens, not enough naked mermen. 2. Check out the Side Show By the Seashore, which features ventriloquists, fire eaters and all that freaky shit. I hear the sword swallower is single. 3. The 15-story tall Wonder Wheel is one of the highest place to have sex in NYC besides a bathroom in the Empire State Building -- or maybe the basement of a crack house. 4. The world-famous Cyclone roller coaster opened in 1927 and creaks like it hasn't been fixed since then. Not to be missed. 5. The bands that play the Village Voices' annual Siren Music Festival in July seem to be getting worse every year and it gets so crowded you may as well bring binoculars. Recommended for hipster spotting only. |
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| PORN - 5.01.06 Darren's Dildo Collection Sit On This! So you think you've seen it all before? Then sit on this!! Yes, Darren seems like a nice normal guy, but he claimed in his earlier porn audition that he liked it rough. Darren showed up to demonstrate the elasticity of his hungry hungry asshole on camera! Watch him work a gigantic black rubber dong into his eager ass. Our photographer gets in on the action fucking Darren with this plastic ramrod. The groans of excitement grow as he slides inch after inch into his body until he explodes! |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 5.01.06 A New Underground End of the Century The infamous East Village rock club Brownie's is long gone. Fez shut down last year. Legendary punk mecca CBGB is closing its doors forever this Halloween. St. Marks dive the Continental's days are numbered. LES avant space Tonic is struggling to pay the bills. Rock clubs are a dying breed in NYC, but a slew of new underground (and often unlicensed) ones are spreading like weeds: --Brooklyn Fire Proof has visual arts, dance, movies, parties, whatever. Just a word of advice from my won experience: don't light up a big joint in the back and start passing it around to all your friends if you don't feel like getting yelled at. --The Stone is a rad little nondescript performance space on Ave. C in the East Village run by downtown free-jazz legend John Zorn. Features high-brow avant and experimental music -- everything from string quartets to laptop electronica. Heard there's no bar so BYOB. --* (Asterisk Art Space) is a few stops on the L train and opens --The Glasshouse Gallery in Brooklyn crazed avant-cum-savant hipster artists hopped up on blotter splattering Day-Glo paint across black lit walls covered with kitschy toys, broken records, decapitated Barbie dolls and tons other random found shit to the tribal beats of DJs and live bands. |
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| CITY LIVING - 5.01.06 Corporate Radio Still Sucks Turn On, Tune In, Drop the Fuck Out! East Village Radio near the Nexus of the Universe (1st St. and 1st Ave.) is a nondescript studio the size of a walk-in closet (or a Manhattan studio apartment) in the front of delicious Lil Frankie's pizza. It started broadcasting illegally a few years back as low-wattage FM pirate station, and was quickly shut down by them motherfuckers in the FCC. Unable to front the literally barrelfulls of Greenbacks needed to have a broadcasting license in Amerika (land of free speech?!), EVR reverted to the legit world of Internet radio and but still boasts the anarchist spirit with dozens of DJs spinning obscure music and ranting about whatever the fuck they want. Recent visits included improv from comedian David Cross and an in-studio gig from Brooklyn mind-fuckers Dirty Churches (the show was quickly stopped by the cops). Tune in to EVR online here. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 5.01.06 Rave Till Death I used to think all those DARE programs and Partnership for a Drug Free America commercials I saw growing up were just sensationalistic War On Drugs government propaganda bullshit. That is, until I read about the Man Who Took 40,000 Pills of Ecstasy! Even though Mr. A (as called by the team of scientists studying him) stopped taking the drug seven years ago, "he still suffers from severe physical and mental health side-effects, including extreme memory problems, paranoia, hallucinations and depression." That's shocking! And Mr. A, who at his peak was downing "25 pills every day for four years," also "suffers from painful muscle rigidity around his neck and jaw which often prevents him from opening his mouth . . . and doctors believe many of these symptoms may be permanent." Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't ever take 25 pills of MDMA in a day. If you must take 25 pills in one day, please do not do it for four years straight! And if you insist on doing that, give me a call -- I know someone who can get you a fucking sweet bulk discount rate. |
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| CITY LIVING - 5.01.06 A Day at the Races Can't think of many better ways to spend a spring day than at the track with some friends, getting tanked on draft beer and betting on the ponies. I don't remember many of the wagering tricks I learned from my days as a "track runner" in Cleveland -- shit, I barely remember how to decipher a racing form -- but placing wages is the easy part. Winning is the hard part, and damn it winning is why we're here! Of course I also go to check out the crazed, Bukowski-esque scene, which last visit to the Aqueduct in Queens on a chilly march afternoon spanned a pretty bleak cross-section of wagerers: from down-on-their-luck boozehounds playing for that always-elusive big score, to desperate parents squandering away their children's college funds right in front of the poor kids' eyes on some also-ran mare named Worth a Shot. I also must mention the refreshing lack of security: last visit I think we spotted a total of two security guards while we were there! New York also is also home to Belmont Park, which in June hosts the Belmont Stakes, the third and final jewel in horse racing's Triple Crown. Thousands of people from around the globe come out every year for the high-stakes event. That's thousands more people than I want to deal with, so usually when the Stakes roll around, I just roll around the corner to my neighborhood Off Track Betting outlet and place wagers from the comforts of a dank room full of drunk Polish dudes. |
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| PREVIOUS ISSUES | |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 16 Spit On A Stranger
Cheap booze, signs of the times, and the nephew of the President stoned on TV. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 15 Spring Break
Rooftop Exhibitionists, popping pills, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and getting some dick on vacation. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 14 My Bloody Valentine
Porn audition videos, underground photo sites, art porn, and making new friends is easy. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 13 Rehab is for Quitters
Find you rehabilitation program for the new year - advice for the jailbound - video clips of Mike fucking his girlfriend on a Manhattan rooftop! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 12 Holiday Survival Guide
Finding more free drinks - getting action in public places - with video clips of Peter jacking it on the banquet table! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 11 Tipping Back for the Pilgrims and Indians
Ben and a friend make a movie in a bar bathroom, shooting a load on the floor. Tasty! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 10 Fresh As A Summers Breeze
Nash on video stroking in the shower and 4 more more guys get covered in splooge. All that and learn how to get by with no money in New York City! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 9 Pill Poppin
See some drugs, feel the drugs, be the drugs. Jerkoff. Jerkoff again. Does this sound simple enough?! fuck you! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 8 Boy Packing Contest
We placed an ad on CraigsList.org here in New York City, searching for college guys with a sense of humor to help us pull a video stunt. All we asked was they be in-shape and willing to get pressed together with other guys wearing only underwear. See the video in this issue |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 7 Tall Hot and Stupid
The April issue features beer drinking, cake fucking, and dorm room jacking. Also some helpful information about your local drug laws. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 6 Taking It Sleazy
The January issue features the return of Robert, everyone's favorite guy from the original issue. Also Mike drops his pants in a phonebooth and Tim gets hard in his apartment. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 5 Bar action & Riverside action
The December issue features photographer Sean capturing an exciting young gay guy, Ben in the basement bathroom. Also got a great set of Roberto on the East River posing outside, cock against the Empire State Building! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 4 Summer Stripper Party
We had a party, and things got weird...in a great way. My friend, who would like to be known as "Joey Danger" freaked out after doing a shot from this guy's navel (who we'd never met before). Then he started to breakdance as these other guys gave each other blow-jobs on the couch. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 3 This month was fucking good
If you missed it, the July 2004 issue had 2 straight and 2 gay guys jacking off, and some shit going on in NYC during this past summer. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 2 In case you missed it
From May 2004, 4 regular guys met with our amateur photographers, and some shit going on in NYC during this past spring. |
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