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New York City Guys is a monthly zine with exclusive photos of regular young guys from the city who look good getting naked. The photography is shot by amateur pornographers and the boys are straight - gay - whatever.  |
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| March 2006 SPRING BREAK |
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| DRINKING & DRUGS - 3.24.06 The Golden Egg From her romance with junkie rocker Pete Doherty to losing a bunch of modeling gigs after being videotaped snorting rails of coke in a London studio (Skinny models do coke? How shocking!), Kate Moss has always intrigued the fuck out of me. But nothing can compare with the recent revelation that Kate used to travel internationally with her stash of drugs hidden in a &110,000 Fabergé egg -- cause she knew the valuable item would never get searched. "The gem-encrusted piece carried cocaine, ecstasy and the date-rape drug Rohypnol," reports The London Times. And once "she opened the egg and consumed drugs from it until she passed out in her hotel room" during a visit to South Africa to honor Nelson Mandela. Now that's total class! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 3.16.06 Pop 'Em If You've Got 'Em Finding other people's misplaced pharmaceuticals is always a Catch 22. Of course you're excited to have free drugs fall into your lap, but often it's too hard to know for sure what kind of pills you've got. I used to find out the hard way -- just pop it in my mouth and see what happens -- but I try not to do that anymore (no, I don't want to get into it). Then I found Pharmer.org, a "non-profit educational resource that will help you identify and learn about the medicines you and your loved ones are prescribed." I haven't actually been prescribed any of the medicines I've looked up so far, but that doesn't mean it ain't accurate. Here's my 2006 haul of 'found pharmaceuticals', so far: Discovered: Three yellow round pills, scored and imprinted with a 273 on the front and 5 on the reverse Where Found: On the sink of a bathroom in the Lower East Side club The Skinny Identified as: Clonazepam (Generic Klonopin) Effects: Like totally chills you out Rating: Makes the Weather Channel that much better. Nice find Discovered: One oval blue pill, imprinted with 146-over-9 markings Where found: Inside an empty bottle of water in the back of a cab to Brooklyn Identified as: Amphetamine Salts (Generic Adderall) Effects: It's speed, dude! Rating: Adderall ain't bad, although my friend has a ton of this shit. Makes for a good stocking stuffer. Discovered: Two white pills, each imprinted with a big R on one side and a 59 on the other Where found: The back of my desk Identified as: lorazepam (Generic Ativan) Effects: Makes you sleepy, best with booze Rating: This shit's kinda weak, gotta take a lot |
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| CITY LIVING - 3.09.06 Get Up a Get Get Down 911 Is Joke In Your Town At some point you've probably smelled a bum fight, strolled past a few crazed street fights, enjoyed the homoerotic "sport" known as ultimate fighting and maybe even wrapped your hands around few cockfights during that lost weekend in Tijuana. But really, what can be better than watching firefighters go at it on the scene of a blaze? This news footage of firemen brawling outside a Washington, D.C., fire doesn't quite capture the blow-by-blow ferocity you'd hope for, but you get the idea. Maybe the firedudes were arguing over who gets to keep all the goods that they looted from the scene of the blaze -- I recently heard about a not-so-secret practice some firefighters employ called "liberating" (apparently while battling fires at apartments and offices, some crook firemen explore the premises for stashes of booze, drugs and porn to steal). They use the term liberating cause they think that if they weren't on the scene to put the fire out, all that shit would burnt to an ashen crisp anyways. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 3.01.06 Escape From New York Yes You Can Just because you're not spending your days skipping Archeology 210 to watch Law & Order reruns, or your nights blowing your parents loot on quarter drafts and looking for blackout sex doesn't mean you still don't deserve to get the fuck outta dodge once springtime rolls around. And spring break doesn't have to be about Daytona Beach or Clearwater Beach or wherever the fuck the kids go these days. Here's a few of the places my friends are headed for spring break 2006: -- New Orleans. Some people are avoiding this crime-ridden, corruption-infested swamp of booze due to the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina. Other people are going there specifically to revel in it. I think most won't even notice the difference. And I think that even if they do, they probably won't remember. -- Lawrence, Kansas. I hear the ranch that novelist William S. Burroughs lived the last years of his brilliant life in is being turned into this season's MTV Beach House! Hide the needles. -- Chicago. Us New Yorkers love to diss them Second City-ers, but where else do they celebrate St. Patrick's Day by filling a river full of green beer and letting everyone dive in and gulp away till they drown in an ocean of frothy drunkenness? -- New Hope, Penn.. Recently some friends were complaining about New Hope being overrun with faux hippies strolling through pottery shops and lacking a decent dive bar to get twisted in. Who cares -- I just want to go to take a few thick hits off the Scotchguard bong with Gene and Dean in the birthplace of the legendary Ween. -- Athens, Ohio. I'm headed back to this sleepy college town in the scenic foothills of the Appalachians to spend a week skipping work, watching Law & Order reruns, blowing my loot on quarter drafts and looking for blackout sex. Cheers! |
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| CITY LIVING - 3.01.06 Art Stars! I Must've Done a Dozen Each Brooklyn-bred art-rock trio the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have a new album out this month. It's called Show Your Bones and it's gonna make you hard. When it comes to the YYYs, the long-legged, hideously-dressed, star-fucking indie-cum-supertramp Karen O gets all the press, but I'm way more into guitarist Nick Zinn. In a band where the instrumentation is nothing more than a drummer and a guitarist, Zinn fills the sound in with assaults of shimmering noise and layers them one atop another until they form a discordant wall of sonic transcendence. Plus his cute little fuck-me hipster look -- skinny as a bean poll and topped with Robert Smith bird's nest hair -- is pretty fucking hot. Fuck yeah. Watch "Gold Lion," the first video off Show Your Bones, here. |
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| PORN - 3.01.06 Mardi Gras Without leaving your couch Girls going wild is old news...and dudes going wild ain't much better. To me, watching Mardi Gras footag is like trying to find a hot guy in line at the DMV. If you're stuck there long enough, some eyecandy will come along. If you're into mardi gras for the flashing, then check out these DVDs from DirtyBoyStudios.com. In the hours of footage of drunk college guys you're bound to see the guy you're looking for. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 3.01.06 You Have the Right To Remain Silent Hey man, shoplifters have rights too! While reading up on the legality of stores like Best Buy and Circuit City forcing you to show receipts for your purchases as you walk out the front door (for the record, they can ask to see your receipt all they want, but you have absolutely no legal obligation to show it - or even talk to them) I came across this site that reveals some common procedures used by security guards to bust shoplifters. Check this shit out: . You must see the shoplifter approach the merchandise . You must see the shoplifter select the merchandise . You must see the shoplifter conceal or convert the merchandise . You must maintain continuous observation of the shoplifter . You must observe the shoplifter fail to pay for the merchandise . You must apprehend the shoplifter outside the store Something to remember the next time you're lifting that 54" flat-panel plasma telly for your senile grandmother or need to feed your emaciated kids with a couple of video iPods. |
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| CITY LIVING - 3.01.06 Never Mind the Piss Stains Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind After five straight years of being passed over by the selection committee for Cleveland's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Sex Pistols finally were included in this year's class of inductees. But, in a move that shouldn't surprise anyone, singer John Lydon has whipped his cock out to piss filth and fury all over the seemingly hallowed institution of anti-institutionalism. He says there's now way the Pistols would ever attend the March 13 Rock Hall induction ceremony in New York. "Next to the SEX PISTOLS, rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain, Your museum is urine in wine," Lydon rants in a hand-scrawled note posted on his website. "Were not coming, were not your monkeys and so what . . . Your not paying attention." In other breaking news, it's expected to rain in London sometime this week. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 3.01.06 Dog Daze Puppies are cute, puppies are cuddly, that there puppy may . . . have your next fix surgically implanted inside his tummy? In the grand tradition of smugglers swallowing condoms full of drugs to shit out when they get off the plane, last month some DEA narcs busted a ring of sickos in Columbia who were cutting open Labrador retrievers' stomachs, putting narcotics inside and then stitching them back up for shipment to America. We're all for getting the good stuff north - but that's just fucked up wrong. Maybe PETA finally will throw their tremendous clout behind the war against the war on drugs. |
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| PREVIOUS ISSUES | |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 14 My Bloody Valentine - Porn audition videos, underground photo sites, art porn, and making new friends is easy. |  |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 13 Rehab is for Quitters - find you rehabilitation program for the new year - advice for the jailbound - video clips of Mike fucking his girlfriend on a Manhattan rooftop! |  |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 12 Holiday Survival Guide - finding more free drinks - getting action in public places - with video clips of Peter jacking it on the banquet table! |  |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 11 Tipping Back for the Pilgrims and Indians
Ben and a friend make a movie in a bar bathroom, shooting a load on the floor. Tasty! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 10 Fresh As A Summers Breeze
Nash on video stroking in the shower and 4 more more guys get covered in splooge. All that and learn how to get by with no money in New York City! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 9 Pill Poppin
See some drugs, feel the drugs, be the drugs. Jerkoff. Jerkoff again. Does this sound simple enough?! fuck you! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 8 Boy Packing Contest
We placed an ad on CraigsList.org here in New York City, searching for college guys with a sense of humor to help us pull a video stunt. All we asked was they be in-shape and willing to get pressed together with other guys wearing only underwear. See the video in this issue |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 7 Tall Hot and Stupid
The March issue features beer drinking, cake fucking, and dorm room jacking. Also some helpful information about your local drug laws. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 6 Taking It Sleazy
The January issue features the return of Robert, everyone's favorite guy from the original issue. Also Mike drops his pants in a phonebooth and Tim gets hard in his apartment. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 5 Bar action & Riverside action
The December issue features photographer Sean capturing an exciting young gay guy, Ben in the basement bathroom. Also got a great set of Roberto on the East River posing outside, cock against the Empire State Building! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 4 Summer Stripper Party
We had a party, and things got weird...in a great way. My friend, who would like to be known as "Joey Danger" freaked out after doing a shot from this guy's navel (who we'd never met before). Then he started to breakdance as these other guys gave each other blow-jobs on the couch. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 3 This month was fucking good
If you missed it, the July 2004 issue had 2 straight and 2 gay guys jacking off, and some shit going on in NYC during this past summer. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 2 In case you missed it
From May 2004, 4 regular guys met with our amateur photographers, and some shit going on in NYC during this past spring. |
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