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New York City Guys is a monthly zine with exclusive photos of regular young guys from the city who look good getting naked. The photography is shot by amateur pornographers and the boys are straight - gay - whatever.  |
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| December 2005 STAYIN ALIVE THROUGH 2005 |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 12.22.05 Animaniacs! Fear and Loathing in New York City I figured lots of people knew about the Cartoon Network -- one of NYC's longest-running weed delivery services -- but I had no idea it was popular enough to land the term "Cartoon Network" at No. 3 on Yahoo's list of the most-searched-for terms on the Internet in 2005. Maybe that's how the NYPD finally busted those lovable, joint-rolling characters. Or maybe cops are just confused Adult Swim fans. I remember the first time I called the Network a few years back. Twenty minutes later a cute girl with purple hair in pigtails and a string of candy around her neck named "Bubbles" showed up at my Brooklyn loft holding some of the kindest nuggets in Gotham City . . . love at first sight. The Cartoon Network has always been known for the Animaniacs vibe they brought to dealing, and they even had their Hamburgler-themed holiday shipments packed and ready to go when the fuzz broke the door down. Better get used to those prison stripes. Since the bust I've heard rumors of another widespread marijuana shortage in NYC (previously blamed on everything from Nixon's lame "Operation Intercept" drug sting to the DC Sniper), but don't believe that fucking hype. You can always find smoke in the city that never sleeps. |
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| PORN - 12.22.05 Amateur Hunks - Your Cock Will Thank You I like the slogan for this new website that features real guys on camera, "Porn for the people, by the people." And a variety of true amateurs are waiting to be watched. My favorite so far is JT Reese. Take a little tour, browse some, its like cruising the locker room but you don't have to pretend that you jut worked out. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 12.22.05 Okay Smarty, Go to a Party Boys Are Scantily Clad and Showin Body Everyone knows fags know how to throw a party, but somehow I forgot that and accidentally showed up nearly two hours late to my sponsor's annual gay porn holiday bash. This year's gig was three hours of open bar at a friend's dive in the East Village, but I didn't arrive until there was only an hour left and...well, it quickly became a race against the clock. Of course. Spreading out for maximum drinker-to-bartender efficiency, me and my boy Hunter went to opposite sides of the bar and ordered as many drinks as we could drink as quickly as we could drink them -- whiskey on the rocks followed by Jager shots with chasers of Bud bottles and lager pints and I think some White Russians somewhere in the middle. Not sure though cause of course I was totally blacked-out somewhere between the dancing Plushie bear on acid humping everything that moved and the dudes beating the shit out of pink unicorn pinatas to the rhythm of New Order's "Perfect Kiss." |
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| CITY LIVING - 12.15.05 Bang Your Head on the Punk Rock Speaking of CBGB, will the fucking place just die already? I have all the respect in the world for the infamous Bowery punk mecca that helped launch the careers of everyone from the Ramones to Blondie to Television to the Talking Heads to the Velvet Underground (if you don't know these bands, buy yourself a copy of The Velvet Underground & Nico, a fifth of whiskey and get to reading Please Kill Me, the greatest tale of rock debauchery of all time). With the club's lease not being renewed, some misguided punks have started the Save CBGB organization to fight to keep it open. But CBGB has been irrelevant for years now -- it's little more than a glorified T-shirt stand that may as well be a stop on some Big Apple bus tour, between stops at Wall Street and the Flatiron building. Probably fucking is. Please Kill It. |
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| PORN - 12.15.05 Tommy DeLuca - Huge Cocked Kid You may have seen him before, but you really need to look hard to see how gigantic a dick this 20 year-old guy from Long Island is packing. I found a small free video that demonstrates that Tommy has got the whole world in his hands. Join BadPuppy.com and get access to Tommy DeLuca's Archive of Videos and Photos! It's a pretty fierce deal as paying for porn goes. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 12.08.05 Drugs (and Sex) in the City - ! People often assume clubs are the best places to do drugs and hook up while out on the town in NYC cause they associate club culture with getting fucked up and dancing, but the golden days of openly doing lines on top of toilets at Limelight are sadly behind us. In this post-Giuliani era there's too much security, too much money at stake, too many clubs shut down, and that ridiculous anti-cabaret law. These days, dive bar bathrooms are often your best bet. Here's some favorites: The "partying in your buddy's '70s-styled rec room while his parents are on vacation" vibe of Welcome to the Johnsons on the L.E.S. doesn't include an invitation to break out your gravity bong at the bar, but thankfully the bathrooms are quite accommodating for all your hedonistic needs. Nearby, Maxfish is a pretty played-out scene, but full of young things desperate for someone to pay attention to them. Pick one up and you don't have far to travel -- the bathroom just past the bar on the right is quite spacious and has a strong lock. Chelsea's Dusk Lounge has a two-way mirror above the pisser so you can look out into the bar and hide your stuff before anyone catches you in the act. It's as if they want you to get high and get your dick sucked their bathroom. Almost feels like it would be rude not to. Uptown, I've hit up American Trash, a sleazy dive where all the frat boys getting trashed on longneck Buds and trying to start fights distract the help from the hard shit you got going on in the back. And the Green Kitchen diner across the street is open all night for gravy fries in case you get the munchies. Over in the East Village, check out Mona's, where the bathrooms are so far back from the bar I've never seen anybody working there even glance in their direction. Last time I checked the doors didn't have locks, so you may want a friend to keep watch. And the jukebox is packed full of killer punk rock for your post-smoke entertainment needs. And then there are places that are so trashy you can assume they just don't even care what's going on. But not only would I recommend not getting stoned in the CBGB bathrooms, I wouldn't even suggest going down there to piss all over the floor. Easily the nastiest toilets in NYC. |
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| PORN - 12.08.05 Amateur Kicks - A Couple from Hells Kitchen This is a funny little homemade website, perhaps a little cheesy with all the romantic testimonials, but the naked photo sets are hot. We've got 2 fit guys with uncut cocks all over each other in the shower, the bedroom, the floor. Its not everyday you come across photos of an actual couple that are'nt porn drones fucking. Jerk-Off to the 6 Free Photo Galleries! |
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| CITY LIVING - 12.01.05 Corporate Office Parties Still Suck - ...Unless You Don't Belong There! Winter in New York means lots of lame corporate office holiday parties which means lots of open bars and free food buffets. Even if your job is too cheap to throw a winter bash and your friends are too wise to invite you to theirs, don't feel left out of the free-boozing holiday spirit. Crashing a corporate Christmas shindig is as easy as putting on a wrinkly coat and walking through a door. Hearing about parties from friends (or friends of friends) makes the scam much easier, but it's definitely not necessary. Come early-December, you can walk down just about any street in midtown Manhattan at night and spot the obvious signs of a company holiday party in progress -- overdressed 20-somethings huddled outside bars awkwardly chaining cigarettes in an effort to avoid speaking to each other. All you gotta do is walk in like you belong there, blend with the crowd, hit up the bar for some top-shelf cocktails and then wander around to make some new friends. Start out by asking the drunkest guy you see what he does, then just say you're the new dude from accounting, or HR, or some bullshit like. Makeup whatever you think you can get away with. Just keep your story consistent, don't get too bogged down in one conversation and be sure to avoid small parties where everyone may already know each other. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 12.01.05 Strung Out - In Heaven Get In The Loop I recently moved to a new pad in Brooklyn and was instantly mesmerized by the dozen or so pairs of old sneakers dangling from a telephone wire down the block from me. I've always heard that hanging shoes are a secret code drug dealers use to advertise their wares, so obviously the first thing that came into my mind was that I had a new drug hookup conveniently located just three stoops down. But before I started knocking on random doors searching for the man, I decided to look into the shoe-toss thing and found out the drug connection is probably just an urban legend. Apparently "throwing up" is a refined form of urban art that requires acquiring skills -- along the lines of graffiti or pyromania. Hey man, whatever you gotta do to kill the time is cool with me. Just wish you wouldn't get my hopes up like that. |
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| PORN - 12.01.05 Straight Boys Fucking Volume 2 - Fuck Club Initiations! What happens when you get a bunch of horny straight dudes in a room with a naked, sexy female? Tag team sucking and fucking, and this hot flick catches every moment of these ‘dudes going wild’! The film is broken down into three scenes; each a raw, no frills look at some really cute, dude-next-door types getting their rocks off. It has the loose, testosterone soaked feel of a frat house fuck party, though the action seems to take place in some kind of industrial/ abandoned warehouse space. Fuck Club kicks off with ‘Fuck Club Initiations’, a photo shoot from a teenage boy’s wet dream. Five lads, in various states of undress, are snapping photos of a hot, curly haired chick. One by one, the hot, lean bodied guys are each having their way with her, probing and filling her with their ramrod straight young cocks. They treat her like a toy, sharing her holes among them. It’s the friendliest gangbang I’ve ever seen! Many copious boy loads are shot onto her pretty face. Preview this DVD! |
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| CITY LIVING - 12.01.05 Liars Liars Liars - Asses On Fire! "Beyond sensational and entirely true: The cover of the new Liars single features the trio nude and engaged in hardcore gay porn," boasts a blurb from Pitchforkmedia.com. Yeah, so this bullshit cover is really just the skinny fuckers' heads sloppily Photoshopped onto some buff bodies in the midst of a threesome. But this "hot new single" with "slammin' beats" from the Liars -- easily one of NYC's most insane indie bands -- is still worth checking out if only cause of the genius title, "It Fit When I Was a Kid." I'm sure it did fit, kid. Read the record review! |
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| QUEER VIDEO - 12.01.05 Hell Bent For Steel - Pink is the New Black And for some legit queer rock, don't miss Pink Stëël -- "Gay Heavy Metal At Its Hardest!" Cum for songs like "We Fight For Cock" and "I'm Comin' Out (All Over You)," but stay for the performance of "Sausage Party" that somehow made it onto a local Chicago morning show. Watch the fabulous faux-German duo singing the song in "the home of meats and sausages" online here. Really, you need to watch the morning show version of Sausage Party! |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 12.01.05 Hustling Overseas - A journal from Prague Food First, then Morality This website has nothing to do with New York City, but lots to do with trying to survive, and sleep, and fuck, and get drunk. So I love it. A guy from Chicago moved to Prague last year and has been keeping a blog as he slowly has become a hustler to eat and drink and live. Check it out...you can even give him money to help him out. Check his website. |
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| PREVIOUS ISSUES | |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 11 Tipping Back for the Pilgrims and Indians
Ben and a friend make a movie in a bar bathroom, shooting a load on the floor. Tasty! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 10 Fresh As A Summers Breeze
Nash on video stroking in the shower and 4 more more guys get covered in splooge. All that and learn how to get by with no money in New York City! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 9 Pill Poppin
See some drugs, feel the drugs, be the drugs. Jerkoff. Jerkoff again. Does this sound simple enough?! fuck you! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 8 Boy Packing Contest
We placed an ad on CraigsList.org here in New York City, searching for college guys with a sense of humor to help us pull a video stunt. All we asked was they be in-shape and willing to get pressed together with other guys wearing only underwear. See the video in this issue |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 7 Tall Hot and Stupid
The March issue features beer drinking, cake fucking, and dorm room jacking. Also some helpful information about your local drug laws. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 6 Taking It Sleazy
The January issue features the return of Robert, everyone's favorite guy from the original issue. Also Mike drops his pants in a phonebooth and Tim gets hard in his apartment. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 5 Bar action & Riverside action
The December issue features photographer Sean capturing an exciting young gay guy, Ben in the basement bathroom. Also got a great set of Roberto on the East River posing outside, cock against the Empire State Building! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 4 Summer Stripper Party
We had a party, and things got weird...in a great way. My friend, who would like to be known as "Joey Danger" freaked out after doing a shot from this guy's navel (who we'd never met before). Then he started to breakdance as these other guys gave each other blow-jobs on the couch. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 3 This month was fucking good
If you missed it, the July 2004 issue had 2 straight and 2 gay guys jacking off, and some shit going on in NYC during this past summer. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 2 In case you missed it
From May 2004, 4 regular guys met with our amateur photographers, and some shit going on in NYC during this past spring. |
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