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| April 2006 SPIT ON A STRANGER |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 4.20.06 Gravity Games April 20 is upon us. The exact origins of the term 420 as some sort of inside slang for smoking marijuana are hard to track down (it's not NYC police radio code for smoking weed, as lots of stoners believe). But it's always a good excuse to light up a spliff everyday at 4:20 and get fucking baked, dude! And of course everyone knows you must spend the 20th day of April getting blazingly stoned plastered to a couch, eating Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and watching Animal Planet. Here's some 420 ephemera to help puff aways the holidaze: -- Get back to the basis. Learn how to role a joint. -- No college dorm room is complete without at least one black light and one gravity bong, which uses this like totally crazy mystical force called gravity to blast ungodly amounts of sativa-saturated smoke from an upside-down two-liter bottle straight into your lungs. Make your own gravity bong. -- You can blame dead Blind Melon singer Shannon Hoon for lots of bad music and making the faux-hippie look big in the '90s, but he also brought back the sacred apple bong. -- Brad Pitt's mumbling stoner character Floyd in True Romance single-handedly popularized the honey bear bong, which seems to serve no added function other than … well, smoking dope out of a honey bear's head! -- Cook your own baked goods! Check out some recipees! Just be careful because recent reports that NYPD is thinking about scaling back small pot busts may not be true. |
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| CITY LIVING - 4.13.06 High Times Overgrown Weeds The High Line is a 22-block stretch of abandoned elevated train tracks that runs North-to-South in Chelsea (and just a few bong hits from my sponsor's office). It's long been considered an eyesore of rusting steel (and the perfect fucking place to down a couple forties of Mad Dog). The sprawling structure seemed all-but-destined to be demolished -- until Friends of the High Line stepped in. Now the city is turning 1.5 miles of overgrown weeds, cracked crack pipes and broken liquor bottles into a yuppie's sky-garden promenade. Expect Big Brother out in full force. The ceremonial groundbreaking already went down, now it won't be long before the charming junkyard-chic character of the place is completely gone. Check out some pics from the golden old days here: OldNYC New York Architecture Images Forgotten NY |
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| PORN - 4.13.06 An NYC Guy In Action Suck That Cock! Charlie is a friend of NYCGuys, who has made his way around the amateur porn scene in New York City over the past year. He really knows how to get into it. I scored a video sample of him getting some action with (a certain supposed to be working) nameless photographer friend of mine. Watch Charlie putting on a Dick Show! |
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| PORN - 4.06.06 Who Makes Your Porn? See Us Getting Drunk Last week I went to The Phoenix Forum, a small convention of porn producers, peddlers, and their friends in a closed hotel in Tempe, Arizona. The event is hosted by CCBill, that charge you see on your Credit Card statement every month. It's always a blast because the booze is free and the vibe is fun. Sure, people are there to do some business...but they are also there to getted fucked up with friends they only see in person 3 times a year. Here are some pics from a party thrown by YouLoveJack.com, featuring the scantily clad Tigger in pink underwear. All you had to do was ask to see the goods. |
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| WHAT THE FUCK! - 4.06.06 The President's Nephew Is A Stoner Idiot Too A few weeks ago Pierce Bush (nephew of GW) appeared on the Today Show at 6:15am on a Saturday. He is 19 years old, looks like the president, talks like the president, and is as fucked up as the president was in his youth. This has nothing to do with porn, but FUCK if it isn't funny! Get that kid a uniform and send him to Baghdad Watch the Video of Pierce Bush stoned on the Today Show! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 4.01.06 Marley and the Chocolate Factory I thought the NYC drug delivery services like my old fave the Cartoon Network couldn't be topped. Talk about being fucking wrong. Check out this drug ring in California called Beyond Bomb that "manufactured marijuana-laced candy and soft drinks that were packaged to resemble popular products like Jolly Ranchers, Milky Way, and Pop Tarts." I'm sure a million stoned college kids have thought up this idea before, but Beyond Bomb did what 999,999 of them never could: muster the energy to put down the bong, get up off the couch and actually make it. Of course an idea like that is too good to keep going and was busted by DEA agents last month. But the story gets better. In his arrest report, one cop on the case noted that the Beyond Bomb reefer ring was "not only illegal, but potentially tragic" because "innocent children will somehow get their hands on these products and think they are just normal candy or soft drinks." Where was Beyond Bomb when I was riding Big Wheels? |
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| PORN - 4.01.06 Without a Clue Offensive Orgies Never cared to watch Without a Trace (figured it's another fucking lame Law & Order rip-off) but my curiosity was piqued recently when the FCC slapped CBS's lame ass with a record $3.6 million fine, citing the graphic depiction of "teenage boys and girls participating in a sexual orgy" that was "designed to appeal purely to prurient interests." Of course network lawyers got the "offensive" scene taken off YouTube.com, but the Parents Television Council watchdog group's own graphic, umm, blow-by-blow account of the clip is so over the top it's hard to imagine they don't get off writing this shit (they also got to keep the clip on their site). If this censoring-our-lives thing doesn't work out for the PTC losers, they definitely have a future in writing soft-core porn. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 4.01.06 If You Can't Dig It You Ain't Got a Shovel He named his band after the Jonestown cult Kool-Aid mass suicides, was the deranged junkie-genius at the soul of the crazed documentary Dig!, gives all his music away for free online and fills his MySpace page with conspiracy-theory ranting so insane it makes Michael Moore look like he'd be a good fit next to Rumsfeld on Bush's cabinet. Brian Jonestown Massacre frontman Anton Newcombe recently relocated from Los Angeles to NYC's Lower East Side, where he's spent much of the free time he's had after all of his band gear was stolen playing solo acoustic shows and spinning at his Eargasm parties, which have been thrown at places like Motor City bar and East Village hipster hang Scenic. Here's a new drinking game for next time you see BJM: every time Anton says Fuck Bush, take a sip. Just be sure to take a cab home. |
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| CITY LIVING - 4.01.06 Cheaper By the Dozen It's finally getting warmer out, time to end your winter hibernation and hit some fucking bars dude! Get fucked up dude! But if you're anything like me, I'm sure you already spent your tax return and the funds are running on empty. Don't worry, recently Reggie and I scouted out some of the cheapest bars in NYC. Here's what we found: -- Duff's Brooklyn has $1 cans of PBR every night of the week til 9 p.m.. It's also full of leather-and-chains metal heads that rock the fuck out to boy-loving Judas Priest singer Rob Halford. Fuck yeah! -- You've probably heard us talk about Blarney Cove on 14th before -- it's a NYCG favorite. $9 pitchers of something, forget what. Does it even matter? And best pitcher buybacks on the island. -- Turkey's Nest Tavern in Williamsburg is home to the infamous 24-ounce styrofoam cup of Budweiser for $3.50. Which you can get with a lid! To go! -- Roll-N-Roaster isn't really a bar and I still haven't been there. But I read that it has $:3.50 pitchers. Probably bullshit, but worth an exploratory trip. -- If you're stuck uptown check out Subway Inn on 60th. Dark, dank and cheap drinks, dig. -- The Blue & Gold used to have the cheapest mixed drinks in the East Village. Then they raised the price. Then I stopped going. Then they lowered them back down. Then I started going again. Notice a pattern? |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 4.01.06 Take It To the Streets What Yr Droppin Most people assume pharmaceuticals are safer than street drugs, but that's just fucking urban legend. OK, opium and marijuana aren't exactly vitamins, but at least their adverse effects have been documented over hundreds of years -- you know what to expect when you take them. Then there's the meds dished out by the FDA, which probably just tests new drugs by giving it out to handful of poor people -- if most of the dudes' dicks don't fall off, it's ready to hit the market! Take this report that surfaced recently about Ritalin. It's a medicine that has been prescribed to kids suffering from ADHD since the fucking '60s, yet only recently did someone notice that it can "lead a small number of children to suffer hallucinations that usually feature insects, snakes or worms." Shit got me through calculus! That explains a lot. Then there's Ambien, which more than a few of my friends rely on for a good day of sleep after a good night of not sleeping (OK, so they get it from the street. That's not the point). The point is that even people who are actually prescribed the drug and actually take the proper have been reporting bizarre incidents of "sleep eating." It goes a little something like this: "The patients get out of bed, walk to the kitchen, prepare food -- often sloppily, and often with strange, high-calorie ingredients. They have microwave food sometimes. They eat in a very sloppy way, either in the kitchen or after taking the food back to bed. And they have no memory of it. They wake to find a mess in the kitchen or crumbs in the bed." Yeah man, smoking lots of weed would never do that to you. |
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| CITY LIVING - 4.01.06 Start Spreading the News And one more reason why New York is so fucking cool: dudes named Angel advertise their drugs on flyers! With tear-off tabs! I've also recently seen signs on poles reading "Souls Needed". |
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| PREVIOUS ISSUES | |
| NYCGUYS - Issue 15 Spring Break
Rooftop Exhibitionists, popping pills, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and getting some dick on vacation. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 14 My Bloody Valentine
Porn audition videos, underground photo sites, art porn, and making new friends is easy. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 13 Rehab is for Quitters
Find you rehabilitation program for the new year - advice for the jailbound - video clips of Mike fucking his girlfriend on a Manhattan rooftop! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 12 Holiday Survival Guide
Finding more free drinks - getting action in public places - with video clips of Peter jacking it on the banquet table! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 11 Tipping Back for the Pilgrims and Indians
Ben and a friend make a movie in a bar bathroom, shooting a load on the floor. Tasty! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 10 Fresh As A Summers Breeze
Nash on video stroking in the shower and 4 more more guys get covered in splooge. All that and learn how to get by with no money in New York City! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 9 Pill Poppin
See some drugs, feel the drugs, be the drugs. Jerkoff. Jerkoff again. Does this sound simple enough?! fuck you! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 8 Boy Packing Contest
We placed an ad on CraigsList.org here in New York City, searching for college guys with a sense of humor to help us pull a video stunt. All we asked was they be in-shape and willing to get pressed together with other guys wearing only underwear. See the video in this issue |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 7 Tall Hot and Stupid
The April issue features beer drinking, cake fucking, and dorm room jacking. Also some helpful information about your local drug laws. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 6 Taking It Sleazy
The January issue features the return of Robert, everyone's favorite guy from the original issue. Also Mike drops his pants in a phonebooth and Tim gets hard in his apartment. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 5 Bar action & Riverside action
The December issue features photographer Sean capturing an exciting young gay guy, Ben in the basement bathroom. Also got a great set of Roberto on the East River posing outside, cock against the Empire State Building! |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 4 Summer Stripper Party
We had a party, and things got weird...in a great way. My friend, who would like to be known as "Joey Danger" freaked out after doing a shot from this guy's navel (who we'd never met before). Then he started to breakdance as these other guys gave each other blow-jobs on the couch. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 3 This month was fucking good
If you missed it, the July 2004 issue had 2 straight and 2 gay guys jacking off, and some shit going on in NYC during this past summer. |
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| NYCGUYS - Issue 2 In case you missed it
From May 2004, 4 regular guys met with our amateur photographers, and some shit going on in NYC during this past spring. |
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