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| SEPTEMBER 2006 BEWARE GAY SHARKS! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 9.21.06 Do That To Me One More Time Getting drunk without the nasty hangover? Going from wasted back to sober in seconds just by taking an antidote? A British scientist says he's developing a drink alternative to alcohol that will allow people to feel happily intoxicated and do all the things they tend to do while drunk -- "dance on tables, sing karaoke, make inebriated phone calls to ex-lovers" -- without any splitting morning headaches or long-term erosion of the liver. "You could, in theory, go to a party and have fun and then take the antidote and drive home with no problem," says Bristol University professor of psychopharmacology David Nutt, who's working on the magical new elixir. Nutt adds that the lack of coordination, aggressiveness and amnesia associated with getting wasted would also be a thing of the past. You mean you can get fucked up enough to sing a medley of "YMCA" and "Raspberry Beret" at a karaoke bar but you don't blackout and thus remember everything the next day? Who the hell would ever want that?! |
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| PORN - 9.21.06 International Relations Belian Boys Meet A Staten Island Hooker! I think this is a really - let's say - "cute" movie. Two slightly disoriented boys from Belgium, visiting NYC for the summer, met friends of mine in a bar in the East Village. These friends of mine are the ones that find unsuspecting hot young men and convince them they should get naked in front of a video camera. Anyways, Dean and Derek get interviewed, talking about the first girls they have slept with. Then Ginger, a "fun girl" from Staten Island, comes in and takes charge...getting our foreign friends worked up until Derek splooges so hard he hits his face with his load!! Watch the video preview! |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 9.14.06 Why does everyone want to Take me to a Gay Bar? A few years ago I showed you a silly animated video for the Electric Six song "Gay Bar". Apparently there are lots of strange people in the world obsessed with the song - and they each have made a video interpretation of the song and posted it on YouTube. These are some of the best:
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 9.08.06 Black Hawk Down No doubt about it, the AlcoHawk Digital Alcohol Detector is a useful tool. It's a little device you can put on your keychain that will reveal your Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) simply by breathing into it. Certainly comes in handy when it's time to decide if you should get behind the wheel after a few pints at the pub (here in civilized NYC, we have cabbies to chauffeur our drunk asses home . . . not that that's why I moved here). But as a fun toy for checking your stats when you're getting blotto, AlcoHawk leaves much to be desired. The "folding mouthpiece" seems difficult for drunks to maneuver, the small digital display may be difficult to read as it tends to get blurrier with every downed drink and, most importantly, the ceiling of this thing's BAC range (.00 - .12%) doesn't leave nearly enough headroom for the seasoned drinker. Everyone knows a .12% BAC is just when things start to get interesting! |
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| PORN - 9.08.06 Tag Team! Homemade Porn Scooby & Roger I scored a ton of free video to show you guys this time...3 minutes full of cumshots, titty fucking, and buddies sharing a hooker! I'm not a huge fan of pussy...but i do love watching a boy who loves pussy slide his huge uncut cock between her cum-soaked tits! Watch the 6 VIDEO CLIPS! |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 9.01.06 Bring Out the Big Yellow Guns I never thought something called a "spectral fingerprint" could ruin my life, but that's the name of the technology that's powering the new "meth gun," which some company is now selling to law enforcement officials around the country. The bright-yellow portable radar gun shoots out beams that detect trace amounts of methamphetamine (yeah, the name is misleading -- the gun won't be firing baggies of crystal wherever you point it) and eventually may be used during traffic stops, meth lab busts, little league baseball games and Pottery Barn parking lots or wherever else they think needs "de-mething." The really scary part: an upgraded version that can detect marijuana, coke, heroin and virtually any other illicit drug you can think of trying...that gun is in the development stages. Of course this is America and the legality of conducting searches with this gun will be subject to years of court challenges and appeals, but the way things are going, expect the technology to be hitting the streets sooner than later. Guess we'll finally get to find out once and for all if the long-running urban legend that four out of five dollar bills in this country are contaminated with trace amounts of cocaine really is true. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 9.01.06 Clean-up In Aisle 69 Let's get back to the important shit, that being the erosion of morality in America. Our good friends at the Family Research Council have done everybody a huge favor by speaking out against a scourge threatening to tear the very fibers that hold the moral fabric of our societal tapestry together: the evil Trojan Vibrating Ring. The FRC says the fact that big-name chains likes CVS, Rite Aid, Wal-Mart and Walgreens carry 'sex toys' like the Vibrating Ring, K-Y's mistable personal lubricant and other erotic products is "very troubling." Yeah, some fucking lonely housewife in Texas might have an orgasm or something! Very troubling indeed. But people are actually listening to groups like FRC. Eight states prohibit the sale of the Trojan vibrating ring -- including Alabama, which recently passed a "shoot first" law loosening the criteria of what can be regarded as 'self defense' instead of 'murder'. Glad to see they got their moral compass aimed in the right direction. |
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| STAYING ALIVE - 9.01.06 Wank Me Do It And Do It Again Remember when those evangelical Christians ranted and raved about how an increase in the mainstream acceptance of pornography would obviously lead to an increase in the occurrence of rape? Turns out they're totally fucking wrong. A recent report from the Northwestern University School of Law claims the "incidence of rape in the United States has declined 85% in the past 25 years while access to pornography has become freely available to teenagers and adults" and that "pornography has reduced social violence." Once again porn saves the day! Glad to hear that now the conservatives are asking the FBI to investigate whether the pay-per-view porn movies so readily available in hotels almost everywhere across this fine country of ours violate local obscenity laws. I wonder if rape violates any local obscenity laws. God, I'd hate to see the FBI waste their time on something important like that big War On Terror Prez Bushie keeps trying to scare us with. |
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| CITY LIVING - 9.01.06 No Business Like Booze Business A martini for a fucking dollar in New York City? A shot of Scotch for 75 cents? OK, those '50s prices are long gone, but NYC's oldest bartender is still standing around and pouring at the age of 90. There are hot young things making shitty martinis all over NYC, but how many old Asian men do you know who have made a Beefeater martini (very dry) for Marilyn fucking Monroe? Hoy Wong used to mix cocktails for the pill-popping platinum blonde and boozers like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis at an old Chinese restaurant called Freeman Chum, and now he mans the bar at the Algonquin Hotel near Times Square. He's become a local legend after working there 27 years -- coincidentally, the exact number of years a rock star must live to become immortal -- with no plans of burning out anytime soon. Stop in for a drink and say hi. Now you have exactly one reason to travel north of 14th street. |
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| DRINK & DRUGS - 9.01.06 Better Living Through Technology Who needs drugs anyways? I thought this cool optical illusion shit was gonna be one of those things where you stare into a maze with your speakers cranked up and something scary and jumps out at you, but it actually made me have crazy visual hallucinations after glancing at it for a bit. Of course it could work so well just because of all the acid I've done. Even cooler is this time machine fountain, which uses strobe lights and synchronized drops of water to create the illusion that the drops are dripping backwards up into the fountain and thus moving backwards in time. You gotta watch the video, it's truly some tripped-out shit. |
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| CONTEST - 9.01.06 Hey Goo, What's New? Help Us Make the Stupidest Porn Movie Ever! Contest I know the people who sponsor this site aren't the only sickos out there who can come up with crazy ideas for porno flicks. That's why I decided that this month we are holding NYCGuys.com's first-ever (and totally unofficial) Help Us Make the Stupidest Porn Movie Ever! Contest. Here's the deal: write up your own idea for some ridiculous/funny/stupid/sick porno flick and send it to me here. I'll share the best ones with the guys who calls the shots on the set around this place (you know, the dude with the scarf and the sunglasses and the hat who sits in the chair and yells "cut" into the bullhorn after the one dude spews hot sticky cum all over the other dude's chest). Who knows, if we like your pitch enough maybe we'll actually make a movie out of it and then I will think of you while we do shots of Jameson with all the money you helped us make. ANYWAYS, I'll start it off with my own genius story: I'm writing a movie called Snakes In a Jane that involves a bag full of rattle snakes, a tube of lube and some stupid loose bitch named Jane. I'm negotiating international rights on the script as you read this -- let's see if you can top that one, big guy. (By the way, this contest is only open to people with two or more living brain cells. Anyone with less obviously has an unfair advantage and will be disqualified). |
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| PORN - 9.01.06 More Free Video... Latino Hotties Jack & Steven I really like it when 2 guys are paired-up for on-camera sex that are laughing, smiling, and having a good time together. Its a great reminder there is more to it than jackhammering and deepthroating on demand. There is a bit of intimacy in porn. Latino heartthrobs Jack and Steven whip up some furious dick devouring chemistry to a frothy cum explosion! See photos and watch the video preview! |
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