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| MAY 2008 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT SUMMER'S HERE? |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.30.08 Manhattanhenge! Getting Between the Skyscrapers It's not quite as mysterious as those prehistoric ruins in the English countryside, but Manhattanhenge is still quite a spectacle. The term refers to the semi-annual occurrence (usually late May and mid-July) in which the setting sun aligns within the canyons between buildings on the east-west cross streets of Manhattan's main street grid, creating a visual spectacle much like Stonehenge (but with skyscrapers). Onlookers can stand anywhere along the eastern side of Manhattan at sunset to get a view of this celestial treat, with May 29 and 30 the optimum viewing evenings this year. "You want to see the sun set at the vanishing point of the street, and you only get that vanishing-point effect if you're as far east as possible," tips Hayden Planetarium director Neil deGrasse Tyson. Peep some snapshots from previous Manhattanhenge occurrences here. |
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| NYC GUYS GALLERY - 05.29.08 Jack & Steven These two latin studs devour dick like nothing else. There is never a moment when either Jack or Steven don't have a cock in their mouth, except for when Jack decides to plug Steven's hole with some fat latin cock! See the Free Photos |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.28.08 When the Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Moviegoer I'm usually not one to sit in the dark with a bunch of strangers staring at projections flickering on a big screen, but the Sundance Institute at BAM festival is worth all the weirdness. Especially this year, when the third annual showcase of the top films from the Sundance Film Festival is screening Gonzo, the Johnny Depp-narrated documentary about crazed Rolling Stone scribe Hunter S. Thompson. Other flicks on tap include Man on Wire, about tightrope walker Phillipe Petit's infamous high-wire act between the Twin Towers in 1974, and Trouble the Water, a movie about post-Katrina New Orleans by Brooklyn auteurs Tia Lessin and Carl Deal. The Sundance at BAM fest runs May 30 through June 8. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.27.08 Porno for Pharmheads I haven't been able to find a good hookup for online prescription drugs in a few years, but obviously I've been looking in the wrong places. A CNN investigative reporter recently was able to procure bottles of Prozac and Elavilvia (never heard of that second one, but whatever) through the website linepharmacy.com. The reporter was working on a story about the ease and dangers of obtaining online pharms, a story which focuses on a normal dude from Kansas with a mean Soma addiction who died from an overdose -- an overdose of pills he got on the World Wide Web, obviously. "Prescription drugs are the new crack and heroin, and Internet sites that sell them are the new drug dealers," embellishes some hack from the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy. Jesus, spare me. Sad story, of course, but let's not go and start another media frenzy about the latest wide-sweeping drug craze. We all remember "Jenkem," right? |
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| PORN- 05.26.08 A REAL man! There is something about this guy that is really hot. I can't tell if it's the hairy chest, the perfectly tight hairy hole or the innocent but manly face. Well, whatever it is, he is hot! See the Free Movies |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.26.08 Not In Kansas Anymore Crime don't pay -- except when it's gay on gay? A 24-year-old dude from Kansas recently was nabbed for snagging more than $60,000 from a Marc Jacobs retail store in the West Village. Kyle Avila was working as a manager at the accessories outlet and somehow managed to pilfer all that loot over a span of months before another manager finally noticed money missing from the register and called the cops. Kyle, who once posed in the buff for a Marc Jacobs charity T-shirt, has been charged with grand larceny and faces more than ten years behind bars if convicted. As one clever commenter on Gawker put it: "I am sure that his high cheekbones and his tight package will serve him well in lock-up!" |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.23.08 Wet Hot American Hummers?! Thousands of hunky, horny sailors trying to burn off months of cabin fever descend on NYC this weekend for Fleet Week 2008, the city's annual celebration of all things big, ballsy and seaworthy. This year's Fleet Week got going Wednesday with a floating parade that included five American warships and three Canadian ships gliding into port, letting loose U.S. Navy seamen and buff Marines in their sexy sailor whites and Marine tans onto the |
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| NYC GUYS GALLERY - 05.22.08 Kelly Kelly, as you'll see, was very nervous when he starts off his audition...but something magical happens after about a minute. He looks at himself and realized he's pretty fucking sexy - he's got a lean smooth body - and starts to show off. He gets hard, bends over playing with his asshole...and leaking pre-cum...then he tastes his cock juice...and finally spreads a load onto his stomach! See the Free Photos |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.22.08 Kings of the Stage This week marks the opening of the second annual Gayfest NYC, a festival of plays with a focus on "developing new voices for the LGBT community by expanding the reach and accessibility of both emerging and established playwrights." This year's event will feature a handful of productions, including the world premiere of playwright David Brendan Hopes' Edward the King. The shows will be staged at TBG Arts Center on 36th St., with proceeds benefiting students at the Harvey Milk High School, a school designed to be a safe space for students regardless of sexual orientation. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.20.08 Size Matters Just in case you forget how tiny fucking NYC apartments are, along comes the national Smallest Coolest Apartment Contest to rub your face in your super-sized rent bill. The fourth-annual Coolest Apartment search is open to "all small apartments and homes in the world under 850 square feet." While 850 square feet may be considered a shoebox if you live in Omaha, that's a spacious fucking palace with a seven-figure price tag if you're living in a co-op in Greenwich Village. So while Big Apple pads likely are at a competitive disadvantage in terms of room to work with, New Yorkers got mad design skillz when it comes to working in cramped quarters. No wonder it was a Brooklyn couple who won the contest -- Hilary Padget and Anthony Harrington, who redesigned a 460-square-foot studio in Fort Greene, took the top prize. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.20.08 A World Grows In Brooklyn Sex in the City star Sarah Jessica Parker's recent prediction that "it's just a matter of time before the outer boroughs have their own shows" couldn't have been more dead on. MTV Networks recently announced that Season 21 of the once-groundbreaking reality show The Real World will be filmed in Brooklyn. While an exact locale for the Real World: Brooklyn house has not been disclosed, it's easy money to bet that the cast of immature pricks and whiny bitches is destined for hipster haven Williamsburg, where we can only hope they are forced to start a kickball team and fight the skinny-panted crowds at Union Pool for PBRsa. Or maybe they'll have to take up residence at Bushwick's infamously squalid "McKibben Dorms." That'd be a true taste of the real world. |
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| PORN- 05.19.08 Derek and Austin do it all! Derek and Austin have been fucking for the past 6 months but they don't have any "relationship" plans. Turns out getting off on each other is enough to keep them going so why fuck with a good thing! Derek is the top in this relationship and what he says goes. Of course, Austin is perfectly happy to oblige his every desire - and after plenty of sucking, fucking and ass munching Derek dumps his load straight into Austin's greedy mouth. SLLUUUUURP! The two are already at it when the video starts and after some pretty intense making out, Derek pulls off Austin's pants and underwear. Austin's already rock hard as Derek dives into to slobber all over his buddy's rod. He moves the camera in a bit closer and goes to town on Austin's knob. Austin's helpless to do anything but enjoy as he gets an expert blowjob from his favorite fuck buddy. Derek works that cock like an expert... leaving his buddy's shaft glistening with his spit. Check it out and See the Free Movies |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.19.08 Don't Let the Bench Bugs Bite The recent epidemic of bed bugs got lots of coverage for hitting up hotels and apartments all across the Big Apple, but who knew the blood-sucking nocturnal nightmares would head underground? Bed bugs reportedly have been spotted on benches in several subway stations, with a "a city bedbug educator" saying he even saw one "catching a ride on an unsuspecting straphanger's caboose at Brooklyn's Hoyt-Schermerhorn station." Yikes! Guess we should start buying MetroCards for those specially-trained bed bug-sniffing dogs. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.16.08 Strange Brews Budweisers and Amstel Lights are as common as subway rats in NYC city watering holes, but where the hell are you gonna fill your thirst for an ice-cold, frothy bottle of Avery the Czar Imperial Stout? The just-launched website BeerMenus.com offers up a listing of more than 1,300 brews -- both common and rare -- and the bars the serve them, with maps and price listings to help get your ass in a barstool and drinking your way to shitfaced. Beermenus also has beer menus for 250 bars (not bad, considering it just launched) and listings of upcoming events. By the way, you want to head to Ginger Man with $25 in your pocket to get your Avery Imperial Stout -- or any of the 64 beers on tap and 142 bottles the 36th St. spot's got. |
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| NYC GUYS GALLERY - 05.15.08 Craig Craig is really dirty and he decided to show us his cock but it was dark and we already had a few drinks. Being the art student he is, he decided to turn off the lights and take pictures with a amber-orange shade of light draping his firm bubble butt and thick cock! See the Free Photos |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.14.08 What Do We Want? RACINO! With what just may be the last-ever Derby Day at NYC's OTB parlors come and gone, a giant void is growing in the cold, grey hearts of gambling addicts all across the five boroughs. Luckily there's a cure: RACINO! Three major developers have presented bids to build a casino at the Aqueduct racetrack in Queens, with state officials planning to choose a winner within weeks (one project plans to break ground later this year). None of the gaming hall plans would include table games, but the 4,500 video slot machines are expected to rake in billions -- and earn me millions! |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.13.08 Manhattan Death Ride NYC skating culture is finally getting its close-up. The new documentary Deathbowl to Downtown -- The Evolution of Skateboarding in New York City, which tracks the history and trends of skating and skate culture in New York, will be ollie-ing onto city screens this summer and rolling into theaters across the country later this year. "On one level it's about street skating, but also an anthropological overview of skating's epochal shift from the parks and pools of the 70's, to ramp skating in the 80's, to the street ascendancy of the 90's," touts a write-up about the flick. Check out the Deathbowl trailer here. |
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| PORN- 05.12.08 Shay's Glistening orbs! Moving to the bed, Shay's body looks like an anatomy chart of a muscular male in his prime as he continues to work up his shaft, pulling the waistband of his briefs down low enough so his long dick could flop out. He starts working that precum all over the head of his massive peice of man meat. Watch what else he does here! See the Free Movies |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.12.08 Fire It Up Most people just use fire extinguishers to extinguish fires, but most people are fucking boring. NYC street artist MORAL has been running around town bombing with a fire extinguisher moded into a paint thrower, an approach that creates distinctively sloppy -- and fucking huge! -- tags on walls. Take a look at some of MORAL's work here, then read about how to convert a fire extinguisher into a super soaker (or paint spayer . . . or flame thrower!) here and check out a sweet video of one in action here. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.09.08 Original Acid Eater No More The trip is over for the man who discovered LSD. Former research chemist Albert Hofman, who accidentally synthesized acid in his lab back in 1938, recently died in his native Switzerland at the age of 102. Hofman took the world's first (bad) trip on April 19, 1943, a journey that started with a bicycle ride and ended with Hofman convinced he was possessed by demons and that his furniture was trying to kill him (April 19 has since been celebrated by acid head as "Bicycle Day.") With that, the psychedelic movement was born. The mind-blowing drug was initially marketed as a schizophrenia treatment and tested on military troops before becoming a countercultural phenomenon and ultimately illegal. LSD can be credited and/or blamed for inspiring a host of cultural movements, spanning from the Beatles and the Dead to Dr. Timothy Leary and smelly hippies with bad tie-dye jobs who took Leary's "turn on, tune in and drop out" motto a bit too seriously. Check out a totally fucked-up movie about acid here. |
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| NYC GUYS GALLERY - 05.08.08 Trent Marx Trent Marx wanted to do something fun and daring so he decided to call us up and do a porn shoot. We didn't quite know what he had in mind but we soon got exactly what he was thinking. In the back of a bar bathroom! Best part about it...we didn't even plan on shooting there, it was a spur of the moment go in the bathroom jerk off and ignore the bar manager knocking on the door! See the Free Photos |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.07.08 Grand Theft Auto: Big Apple! Ever get the desire to roam the streets of New York, carjacking taxis, driving drunk, beating the shit out of people and picking up hookers? Thanks to Grand Theft Auto IV, now you can. The beautifully brutal video game is set in NYC (called Liberty City in the game), with landmarks -- from the Empire State Building to the Statue of Liberty to the Coney Island Cyclone -- the perfect background for all that gloriously bloody sex and violence. Check out comparisons of the NYC sites and their remarkably realistic GTA dopplegangers here, and read comparisons of GTA versions of NYC food joints here. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.06.08 The Real Velvet Underground About 70 aspiring subway musicians recently gathered on a balcony in the Grand Central Terminal to audition for a spot in the Metropolitan Transportation Authority's Music Under New York program, which sanctions performers and provides them with prime subterranean real estate on which to busk their fucking asses off. MUNY has been around for two decades, filling the underground walkways and stairwells with music of all kinds and from all over the world: the current roster features everything from the didjeridoo-blowing Didjworks outfit to the classically trained violinist Luellen Abdoo to the down-homey juggers the Brotherhood of the Jug Band Blues. This year's hopefuls featured an a cappella group and some nappy-assed hipsters called The Drones. Look for that last one at an L Train stop near you in the near future. |
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| PORN- 05.05.08 Dick Devouring Chemistry! Blakes fucks the shit outta this guy. He isn't complaining either and i'm guessing from those moans and other sounds that he is loving it. Who wouldn't? Check out this sexy duo and the dick devouring chemistry that ignites when the camera comes on! See the Free Movies |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.05.08 Who knew Big Brother-like DIY video surveillance could be so fun? First NBC went public with grainy footage of a violent hammer attack at the Munchies Bodega in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn that put a teen named Bunkless Bovian (who comes up with these names?!) in the hospital and the shopkeeper in the slammer. Who's to blame? You decide! Next up, the owner of a Papa John's in Connecticut posted surveillance footage of a dude pilfering expensive electronics from a delivery man's car in the pizzeria's parking lot. Apparently the owner was inundated with requests to see the Eye in the Sky clip, so he posted it on YouTube and promises "free pizza for a week" for the return of the goods. Awesome -- if you live in Connecticut. And like Papa John's. |
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| CITY LIVING - 05.02.08 $ubterranean $urvival Just when you thought the subway fear-mongering couldn't get any worse, along comes Subvivor, a survivor kit tailored for riders of the NYC subway! For just $27.99, you can have the security and comfort of a cheap and flimsy face mask, a mini flashlight (sans batteries), a |
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| NYC GUYS GALLERY - 05.01.08 Dean This boy Dean is one nasty motherfucker. He goes into a friend's warehouse strips down on a couch he had for photoshoot and then fucks a blow-up doll. The worst part is: his friend doesn't know he did it or that we have the photos to prove it! See the Free Photos |
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